When are stalking someone on Facebook and you get a mini heart attack because you think you liked something of their’s…
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- Mom: Can you go and feed the dog?
- Me: Why can't you?
- Mom: Because you are sitting on your computer doing nothing
- Me: Mom, obviously I'm blogging....
What most people look like winking:
How I look like winking:
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- bloggers: REBLOG IF YOU ________
- me: *likes* yolo niggas, fuq da police.
When you finish a sentence, just say naked.
For example: Joe likes to work out…naked
Can I see you tonight….naked?
I’m in bed…naked.
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- 7 weeks ago: Temple Run
- 6 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 5 weeks ago: Angelina Jolie's sassy leg
- 4 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
- 3 weeks ago: extremely photogenic guy
- 2 weeks ago: titanic 3D
- 1 week ago: alt + cltr
- this week: shia lebeouf turns cannibal
Mystery of life:
How the hell do mermaids pee?
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